Jerry Seinfeld posts his standup archives online

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Had no idea that JS has so many bits about Horses. Haven't watched any of this stuff yet because I don't want to unplug my headphones from my iPod and plug them into my computer. You say, "Lazy fuck." I say, "Do you know how far my iPod is from my computer?" You say, "Yeah, it's like a foot and a half." I squint at you and say, "What is that growth on your spine?" You say, "What growth?" whilst struggle to look at your own back. You turn back to me and I am gone.